If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
JORDAN DO A COVER OF THIS
soon
OMFMOFMFMOGMOM
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Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:
“My dick, like a mythical tale,
Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:
breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram
u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies
the prophecy fulfilled at last
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